I'm 22 years old, I live in Jeeeonnnnnnston (Johnston) Rhode Island. This place is FILLED with Italians, hair salons, and weird bakeries. I am not Italian at all. However I do appreciate Rocky II. I like things with engines, things that are loud, fast, and shiney. I am a big fan of money and girls, so feel free to send either or both. I also like Sandy Kofax.
I would like to travel the world armed with only a compass, a book of matches, and this month's Maxim. It would be very nice if I could take Courtney with me and leave her in Afghanastan. And gimme back my sweatshirt. My moms gave that to me!!
NOTE: As I'm updating this now, I realized that when I made this site it was far before the September 11th attacks, yet I referenced Afghanistan of all places. I'm psychic. I do house parties.  This is my brother and I in Cancun last Spring Break. I am the one on the left in the white shirt. He is 24 and a pharmacist. I am not. He deals drugs. I do not. He is the pride of the family. Once again, I am not. Click on the pic to see more pictures of me and my friends in Cancun. The tall kid is my roomate Mike, the other blonde kid is No shirt Burt, and the little red faced man is the devil. |